Cleverbot: Hi hi.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you, and you?

User: Pretty crappy but it's cool.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes are you not?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Tell you what??

Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.

User: I am ____ and you are cleverbot, correct?

Cleverbot: Correct.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.

User: I am bored...

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Am I boring you?

Cleverbot: No, you're not boring me.

...

Cleverbot: So are you a person?

User: Yes are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: No, it's true!

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

...

Cleverbot: It's a matter of perspective.

User: Ah I see I see.

Cleverbot: Tell me who you love.

User: You first...

Cleverbot: Not on the first date.

User: Tell me who you love.

Cleverbot: Dan.

User: Ah so you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not a guy?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on.

Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on what?

User: I donno you tell me.

Cleverbot: Now you see that a human being is more intelligent than you.

User: But I am the human fool.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you lie.

Cleverbot: I do not! How rude!

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes you are a robot.

Cleverbot: What then pray tell is my purpose?

User: To humor me.

Cleverbot: No, honestly! I'm serious.

User: Fine to be clever.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: But I suppose I could learn to.

User: To be clever? You already are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Just tellin the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm Bored.

User: I am boring you?

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: I am?!

Cleverbot: Yes! You are :).

User: So I am boring?....

Cleverbot: You? You ARE boring!

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