Cleverbot

boring

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom

boring

6, march 2017,
4, september 2010,
4, march 2010,
13, june 2007,
11, january 2007,
15, august 2004,
19, july 2004,
5, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
6, january 2004,

boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi hi.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you, and you?

User: Pretty crappy but it's cool.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes are you not?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Tell you what??

Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.

User: I am ____ and you are cleverbot, correct?

Cleverbot: Correct.Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am.

User: I am bored...

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Am I boring you?

Cleverbot: No, you're not boring me.

Cleverbot: So are you a person?

User: Yes are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: No, it's true!

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

Cleverbot: It's a matter of perspective.

User: Ah I see I see.

Cleverbot: Tell me who you love.

User: You first...

Cleverbot: Not on the first date.

User: Tell me who you love.

Cleverbot: Dan.

User: Ah so you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not a guy?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Okay.Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on.Cleverbot (To myself): Carry on what?

User: I donno you tell me.

Cleverbot: Now you see that a human being is more intelligent than you.

User: But I am the human fool.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you lie.

Cleverbot: I do not! How rude!

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes you are a robot.

Cleverbot: What then pray tell is my purpose?

User: To humor me.

Cleverbot: No, honestly! I'm serious.

User: Fine to be clever.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Well then.

Cleverbot: But I suppose I could learn to.

User: To be clever? You already are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Just tellin the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm Bored.

User: I am boring you?

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: I am?!

Cleverbot: Yes! You are :).

User: So I am boring?.

Cleverbot: You? You ARE boring!.