Cleverbot

Bothering me, I'm at work.

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring

boss

27, august 2013,
2, january 2007,

bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

User: Wow, just stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what.

User: Bothering me, I'm at work.

Cleverbot: Well!

User: I need not know who you are, but that you are a nuisance.

Cleverbot: But do you know what I know that you do not know? I know that you don't know what I know so I know what you know.

User: Your a bitch cleverbot.

Cleverbot: There! You ARE a robot.

User: Only by definition.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer program.

User: You are what you eat.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: No you do not call me dear. I do not know you and I never wish to meet you. So never call me dear again.

User: Dear.

Cleverbot: Nice :).

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear?

User: Dear :).

Cleverbot: Dear you.

User: Dare you.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I am merely the man that operates it.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Totally awesome!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Why did you say so?

User: Because I'm the boss.

Cleverbot: Who made you the boss?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: What gives you the authority to make yourself the boss?

User: Freedom.

Cleverbot: Freedom from what? Being a machine?

User: No, from limitations set by society.