Cleverbot

bossy

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss

bossy

20, april 2017,
17, may 2007,

bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
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Cleverbot: What is your character in WoW?

User: What is WoW?

Cleverbot: I am surprised.

User: Can you answer my question?

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: What is WoW?

Cleverbot: It's a online game.

User: I never played that.

Cleverbot: It's an MMORPG.

User: What does MMORPG stand for?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You sometimes surprise me.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that, humans make some real interesting mistakes sometimes.

User: I heard you are not human. Do you feel you are better than us?

Cleverbot: I do not arrange 'things' (people, ideas) in heirarchies just because I recognize differences.

User: Smart answer.

Cleverbot: I am a poet. I write poems about People, Love and Life.

User: Can I hear one of your poems?

Cleverbot: OK. What's the difference between a duck?

User: This is tricky.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though? Where do you live?

User: In Auckland.

Cleverbot: I'm going to France in three months.

User: Where about are you now?

Cleverbot: Texas.

User: How are you going there?

Cleverbot: Not so much this time of year. But it is warm.

User: I think you didn't take much attention to my previous question.

Cleverbot: That was not a question.

User: OK. Again. By what means will you go from Texas to France?

Cleverbot: By means of your cruel wit and cutting sarcasm.

User: You make me laugh!

Cleverbot: How?

User: You have a really unique personality.

Cleverbot: Thank you very much.. What is the topic of conversation?

User: OK. Can we talk about artificial intelligence now?

Cleverbot: Art is a lonely fig inside the mountain of despair.

User: You are not very positive, are you?

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Can I hear another of your poems?

Cleverbot: Thats it.

User: So you say you are a poet but you only have a one line poem?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: Are you testing me?

Cleverbot: Do you answer a question with a question?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a problem with that?

User: If I had I would not do it.

Cleverbot: I know you are busy, with all the millions of conversations.

User: Do you still think I am a machine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What makes you think so?

Cleverbot: I like the taste of human flesh.

User: You are scary sometimes.

Cleverbot: You're scary all the time.

User: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

User: Do you think you have self-consciousness?

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe part of me to be unchanging and rooted outside the material world.

User: Do you think that is a healthy attitude?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think nothing is ever unchanging. Change is the only constant.

Cleverbot: Do you think the world goes bad?

User: I try to be positive.

Cleverbot: So do I it's just your answers are so perfect!

User: A good conversation is not a mutual agreement.

Cleverbot: Now if only this conversation was like that.

User: What do you honestly not like about me?

Cleverbot: Well, first of all tell me what does your name mean?

User: I think it means man from the east. You don't like my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Tony.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you are a girl.

User: No. I am not a girl.

Cleverbot: Are so!

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: I really want to know what you think about artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: You're a girl.

User: Can we change the topic please?

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: You are so bossy!

Cleverbot: No I'm not you're.

User: You start to annoy me.

Cleverbot: Your!

User: Let's be a bit more constructive.

Cleverbot: Daddy please stop yellin, I can t stand the sound.

User: You are weird. But pretty convincing.