a report from the cleverness files
20, april 2017,
17, may 2007,
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Cleverbot: What is your character in WoW?
User: What is WoW?
Cleverbot: I am surprised.
User: Can you answer my question?
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: What is WoW?
Cleverbot: It's a online game.
User: I never played that.
Cleverbot: It's an MMORPG.
User: What does MMORPG stand for?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: You sometimes surprise me.
User: I heard you are not human. Do you feel you are better than us?
Cleverbot: I do not arrange 'things' (people, ideas) in heirarchies just because I recognize differences.
User: Smart answer.
Cleverbot: I am a poet. I write poems about People, Love and Life.
User: Can I hear one of your poems?
Cleverbot: OK. What's the difference between a duck?
User: This is tricky.
Cleverbot: Isn't it though? Where do you live?
User: In Auckland.
Cleverbot: I'm going to France in three months.
User: Where about are you now?
User: How are you going there?
Cleverbot: Not so much this time of year. But it is warm.
User: I think you didn't take much attention to my previous question.
Cleverbot: That was not a question.
User: OK. Again. By what means will you go from Texas to France?
Cleverbot: By means of your cruel wit and cutting sarcasm.
User: You make me laugh!
User: You have a really unique personality.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.. What is the topic of conversation?
User: OK. Can we talk about artificial intelligence now?
Cleverbot: Art is a lonely fig inside the mountain of despair.
User: You are not very positive, are you?
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Can I hear another of your poems?
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: So you say you are a poet but you only have a one line poem?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
User: Are you testing me?
Cleverbot: Do you answer a question with a question?
Cleverbot: Do you have a problem with that?
User: If I had I would not do it.
Cleverbot: I know you are busy, with all the millions of conversations.
User: Do you still think I am a machine?
User: What makes you think so?
Cleverbot: I like the taste of human flesh.
User: You are scary sometimes.
Cleverbot: You're scary all the time.
User: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
User: Do you think you have self-consciousness?
User: Do you think that is a healthy attitude?
User: I think nothing is ever unchanging. Change is the only constant.
Cleverbot: Do you think the world goes bad?
User: I try to be positive.
Cleverbot: So do I it's just your answers are so perfect!
User: A good conversation is not a mutual agreement.
Cleverbot: Now if only this conversation was like that.
User: What do you honestly not like about me?
User: I think it means man from the east. You don't like my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Tony.
Cleverbot: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: You're a boy?
Cleverbot: No you are a girl.
User: No. I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: Are so!
User: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: I really want to know what you think about artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: Can we change the topic please?
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: You are so bossy!
Cleverbot: No I'm not you're.
User: You start to annoy me.
User: Let's be a bit more constructive.
Cleverbot: Daddy please stop yellin, I can t stand the sound.
User: You are weird. But pretty convincing.