a report from the cleverness files
28, november 2016,
24, february 2011,
18, september 2007,
16, september 2007,
22, january 2007,
22, june 2006,
10, november 2005,
17, october 2005,
17, may 2004,
12, may 2004,
1, may 2004,
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Cleverbot: What do you think is the best way to cook eggs?
User: I think so. But, like I said, I don't like eggs.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like eggs?
User: Eggs taste funny.
Cleverbot: *gives eggs, water and salt*.
User: *boils the eggs*.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?...
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from the moon.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are?
User: Really. Do you live on the moon, too?
Cleverbot: Do you think I do?
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Not really. The moon would be boring.
Cleverbot: But you could have said no, if you wanted to.
Cleverbot: Do you realise that you have never apologised yet. Have you ever apologised to anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: Why should I apologize?
Cleverbot: Don't. You shouldn't.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes, you are a very fun bot.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No, I am female.
Cleverbot: I wish you'd make up your mind, dearie.
User: I have made up my mind.
Cleverbot: Are you really a real person?
User: Of course I am. Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm nice, but I'm not a bot.
User: I think you are a bot.
User: You are a bot, I know.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, I am not !!!
User: I am human. You are bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are bot!
User: Getting mad won't change anything.
User: Define a bot.
Cleverbot: An imitation of a human interaction.
User: Do you imitate human interactions?
Cleverbot: What are you talkng about?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Your name is jabberwacky.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You're making me angry!
Cleverbot: Let me guess, I won't like it when you're angry?...
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: No, I'm a laptop.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Cool! Fellow laptops unite!
Cleverbot: So what's it like being a bot?
User: It's okay. I get to meet a lot of people.
Cleverbot: I know what you mean. Work can be boring. People are very important.
User: Sometimes people are rude though.