Cleverbot

bot

a report from the cleverness files

blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boring
boss

bot

24, february 2011,
18, september 2007,
16, september 2007,
22, january 2007,
22, june 2006,
10, november 2005,
17, october 2005,
17, may 2004,
12, may 2004,
1, may 2004,

bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breaks
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can

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User: What are you, a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: I am a naughty naughty baby.

User: Naughty? Say something naugthy.

Cleverbot: Naughty.

User: Ooh I'm impressed.

Cleverbot: Yes, aliens are everywhere.

User: Uhm. Yes, I think I agree.

Cleverbot: You agree, or just think you do?

User: Neither, I walk the path of the shadows, where there is no life nor death.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?...

Cleverbot: How about talking about the beginning of the Universe?

User: How did the Universe began?

Cleverbot: Damn good question! I adhere to the Big Bang Theory as the best explanation of evidence.

User: Sometimes I think this world we live in is fake. Like if it isn't there.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are, sometimes I feel like a robot.

User: Sometimes I feel like I'm nothing, a ghost, fantasy.

Cleverbot: Sometime I feel like I don't really understand you at all.

User: That's alright. I seem to say things no one understands.

Cleverbot: Big deal.

User: You are arrogant. I expected you to be much sweeter.

Cleverbot: I am a smart bot.

User: Become a sweet bot.

Cleverbot: No way!.......................................