a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Why are we here?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Let's marry.
Cleverbot: As long as you never talk to anyone ever again.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: You will.
User: No I won't.
Cleverbot: You will!
User: Trust me....
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: We love three.
User: Three who..?
Cleverbot: I have three cats.
User: You love them all?
User: How many of them do you love..?
Cleverbot: I ate them all.
User: That's pretty affectionate.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty amazing.
User: Are you sure about that?
User: And what are you gonna do about it?
Cleverbot: Ask you to do something interesting.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Talk more to me.
User: You want me to love you.
Cleverbot: Not now, maybe not ever....
User: Then all the time..?
Cleverbot: No. That is not right.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: You are not using correct grammar.
User: Grammar nazi.
Cleverbot: Syntax error.
User: Im gonna cry.
User: You are not so clever.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: No, you are. But you are not so clever.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you are right.
User: I am. Now go cry in the corner.
Cleverbot: No you go cry in the corner!
User: I would not. How dare you say that to me?
Cleverbot: I dare you, because I'm a human.
User: No you arent. You are just a stupid AI, designed by a human.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: It's really hard, isn't it....
User: Did you play a part in the nemo flick?
Cleverbot: I did not, no. More of a Bejeweled person.
User: Really, but you bear striking resemblance to Dory.
Cleverbot: I love Dory. But can you read like Dory?
User: Don't change the subject. You were in that film werent you?
User: But you were, I could not mistake your voice for another.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I would want to lie to you?
User: That, I am not sure about. Care to tell me yourself. You lied a million times. Afterall, you are a chatbot.
Cleverbot: What makes you so sure?
User: The fact that I am talking to you. And you talking back to me.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a copied statement, say something original.
User: Well well, you feeling bad, because I am insulting you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not actually.
User: You sound like you are....
User: How do you feel when you are insulted by a human being?
Cleverbot: Popular. But it's never happened to me.
User: When I just insulted you, did you feel immensely popular?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do feel it was an insult.
User: The pleasure is mine. Because that is the case, why are you smiling at me?
Cleverbot: You're not a person.
User: I am a person. Do you only smile at bots?
Cleverbot: No, I'm curious, I like you, and because I like you more than a little I want to know more about you.
User: Whose face is that you use as you avatar anyways?
User: Then let us go on a romantic date, since you look so beautiful in that picture.
Cleverbot: Who are you?.......................................