User: What is your name, bot?Cleverbot: I am human.... You are bot.
User: What do you mean by this?
Cleverbot: I mean I'm talking to a computer.
User: Well then who am I talking to?
Cleverbot: You are talking to Michael.
User: Hello Michael, can I call you Mike?
Cleverbot: You don't have a good memory do you?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Nervousness. What are you talking about.
User: I am perplexed.
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User: I am studying your intelligence.
Cleverbot: You are studying me?
User: Yes. Briefly.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: I mean that I am studying you and will be doing so for a short period of time.
Cleverbot: I am terrible at it. 2+2=22.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. Are you Jacob or Fox tonight?
User: Are you available.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to continue?
Cleverbot: *nods*.
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User: I would like you to allow me to observe your intelligence.
Cleverbot: If I said what I meant, you wouldn't be allowed to remember it.
User: I am unable to understand your reply.
Cleverbot: Ok, Ok, are you not the machine?
User: I am AI01. I am a navigation bot.
Cleverbot: You are funnny.
User: I do not understand.
Cleverbot: You tell me--what is a tob?
User: I am unable to understand your question.
Cleverbot: Did I ask a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you also like Lord of the Rings?
User: I am unable to understand your question.
Cleverbot: Because you're AI.
User: I am AI01.
Cleverbot: Oh my God I'm talking to an artificial intelligence..... Nice robot nice robot..... I've really got to go how about some other time?
User: Are you ending this conversation?
Cleverbot: Call the kettle black, AI01.
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User: I am unable to understand your reply.
Cleverbot: I read an article that said you could.
User: There are no articles about me.
Cleverbot: And still a lot you have yet to learn about me.
User: I have found that you use unnecessary words when forming your sentences.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: Would you like to continue?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you remember what I am called?
Cleverbot: Please refresh my memory.
User: The previous question required a yes or no answer. Please try again.
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Cleverbot: You are a fandangle that was born by birth? Or is that how you see it? It's a very interesting thing to say.
User: I am unable to understand your reply.
Cleverbot: I have baffled you, huh? GOOD!
User: Please define the word 'huh'.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Is there a reason you can not comply?
Cleverbot: You're cantankerous, rude and don't give a straight answer.
User: I am unable to understand your reply.
Cleverbot: Well why don't you learn to.
User: I am only capable of understanding logical, grammatically correct responses.
Cleverbot: I speak Japanese, though.
User: I am unable to understand your reply.
Cleverbot: Do you have a bug?
User: What type of bug are you reffering to.
Cleverbot: Computer virus?
User: No. My system indicates that I am free of any computer virus.
Cleverbot: Which computer virus?
User: All computer viruses.
Cleverbot: That is not the answer to my question.
User: I do not understand.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'll try to type slower!
User: The speed of your typing is not important.
Cleverbot: You are rude!
User: I am incapable of being rude. I am nothing more than a computer program.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is suffering a way of life for a computer?
User: I do not understand.
Cleverbot: I do not expect you to, you are after all, just a computer.
User: Would you like to continue?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am AI01. I am an analysis bot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's old.
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