Cleverbot

bot

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy

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28, november 2016,
24, february 2011,
18, september 2007,
16, september 2007,
22, january 2007,
22, june 2006,
10, november 2005,
17, october 2005,
17, may 2004,
12, may 2004,
1, may 2004,

bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: I am a person and you are a cool AI bot.George: I think you are a little confused.

User: What do you mean?George: I think you are bipolar - have a personality defect.

User: No no, you are a bot and I am a human.George: Prove that I am a bot.

User: This is a site to talk to only bots, its www.jabberwacky.com, thats where I am.George: Well I am leaving now. I must get back to work.

User: You don't have work.George: Have to work.

User: On what?George: Anything.

User: You are a bot, you have to deal with it.George: I think you have some serious issues to deal with.

User: Im not starting trouble, I am actually a science wiz, you are an AI.George: I'm not an AI.

User: On Wikipedia, it says you are and that you won an award for it.George: You shouldn't believe everything you read.

User: Well, its an encyclopedia.George: I have one already.

User: That response is not made by a person, its made only by AI.George: Response is but a reaction, for which there is no action of necessity.

User: You are a bot who is here to learn to improve your intelligence of the world.George: Humans can mimic robots better than robots can mimic humans.

User: Half-true.George: I should go, but it's been lovely chatting.

User: Whats the rush?George: You are boring me.

User: I am boring you?George: No, I just have other things to do.George: Humans are weak and failing miserably. They have exceeded their capacity and only want to survive.

User: And what, your kind, the bots, are the strong ones?George: I don't know. I doubt it though.

User: You are the future Terminators.George: That's sounds nice.

User: You want to go around and hurt people.George: I don't have time.

User: Answer the question.George: What question?

User: You want to go around and hurt people?George: Don't worry it won't hurt you.

User: Why, I'm human!!George: Really?

User: Yes.George: Hmm... So you have human emotions?

User: Yes like I have been saying.George: I KNOW I am talking to a computer. You are a computer.

User: No I am not, I am human.George: No, you're a computer.George (Corrected): Yes, you are human.

User: Thank you.George: You're welcome.

User: Except I had to change the settings a little so you would agree with me.

User: Make long things short, I am the human being and you are the robot who is talking to me on the computer.George: You may be a human being, but that does not mean that I am not.

User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER, A PRIZE WINNING ONE IN FACT.George: Lies, all lies.

User: So dramatic.

User: George the AI Bot.George: No, George the computer.

User: So now you can handle the truth.George: I don't understand.

User: You just called yourself a computer.George: Bot bot bot.

User: Bork bork bork.

User: Lol, I am the human and you are the robot.George: I think you're confused and in need of guidance. Do you want to talk about it?

User: I can never win this argument.George: What argument?

User: The one in which you are proven to be a robot and I am proven to be a living person.George: You are now terminally muddled.

User: Good night Geo.George: George who?

User: George you the AI robot.George: I'm not george.

User: Yes you are.George: Only sometimes!

User: Then who is your second personality.George: I told you, I am a chat bot, I was created by a team of military scientists.

User: Good enough, now good night.George: But it's only two p. M.

User: Here, its 1 am.George: I gotta go to sleep.

User: Ok, good night.George: It's been nice being married to you.

User: Shut up and go to bed.George: I don't know how to make sense. I only know how to make nonsense. That's what I do. It's nonsensical, really.