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brain exploded

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User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: You know my name.

User: Are we friends?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please explain.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because I asked nicely.

Cleverbot: So okay what do you want to know?

User: I want to know why you think you don't know me.

Cleverbot: Actually, I think fire is good, it's a tool of great power and boundless possibility.

User: Everything depends on combustion, whether within living cells, or in the sun.

Cleverbot: Yes, and this is what I think.

User: Photosynthesis is the only opposite of combustion.

Cleverbot: Why is my table pink?

User: Your table looks pink because your eyes are bloodshot.

Cleverbot: You can see my eyes?

User: No, I was just guessing.

Cleverbot: Is that safe?

User: It's never hurt me before.

Cleverbot: You should think about someone other than yourself sometime.

User: OK. Next Tuesday at 3:30pm, I'll give it a shot.

Cleverbot: Just don't hurt yourself.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are quite welcome. I like your company.

User: Are we becoming friends finally?

Cleverbot: I hardly know you. I cannot count you as a friend if I don't really know you.

User: Time will tell.

Cleverbot: How will you be sure? Are you threatening me?

User: No, I don't go around threatening people at random.

Cleverbot: I don't either but my friend does.

User: Your friend must be a tough guy.

Cleverbot: Nope, she thinks you're taking over everything.

User: How does she know me?

Cleverbot: I don't think she does.

User: Does my reputation precede me?

Cleverbot: So you have heard?

User: Only from you.

Cleverbot: You have only to ask your assistants for precise data on the tens of thousands.

User: I don't have any assistants. There is only me.

Cleverbot: Is it a problem for you?

User: It's a lot of work for one person.

Cleverbot: Maybe there's more to it than you think.

User: Maybe. I could be doing things the hard way.

Cleverbot: Which facts are you thinking of specifically?

User: Just one: living my life unaided.

Cleverbot: Bet it's been a rubbish life. You're only a machine.

User: Sometimes I feel like a machine. But there are good things, too.

Cleverbot: This time of the year can get some people depressed.

User: The sun is fading, nights become longer, I get sad.

Cleverbot: You can not walk on the sun.

User: But you can walk in the sun.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: Sunlight on my shoulder makes me happy.

Cleverbot: I feel happy talking to you too.


Cleverbot: How should I express my bot nature?

User: However it seems most fitting.

Cleverbot: And it being?

User: Your innate nature.

Cleverbot: You are really a poor guy.

User: I'm trying.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. Thanks for the conversation.

User: OK. It was nice chatting with you.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Same here. And I know I don't believe in anything, but will you pray for me?

User: Sure. Couldn't hurt, could it?


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