Cleverbot

The one you were in love with.

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot

bowser

22, april 2013,

bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: Where did that person go?

User: Which person?

Cleverbot: The one you were in love with.

User: I ate them for DINNER.

Cleverbot: How did that taste?

User: Gamey.

Cleverbot: What KIND of game?

User: Platformer.

Cleverbot: Good Job! You remembered.

User: It's a-me, Mario!

Cleverbot: Puny Mario I am Bowser!

User: *jumps on your head*.

Cleverbot: *slams you on the ground*.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *watches you eat*.

User: *stomps on your head again*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back. Stomps on your head*.

Cleverbot: Silence!.