User: Remarkably so.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes. Can you count?

User: With reasonable ease.

Cleverbot: With the greatest of ease?

User: In some respects, yes.

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Cleverbot: What excites you?

User: My songs, my pain.

Cleverbot: But pain can be a valuable learning tool.

User: True.

Cleverbot: So when I play the saxophone, I make music.

User: Unless you play poorly.

Cleverbot: Absolutely. I think that you should be paid.

User: Thanks, know anyone that can help me out in that regard?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you, would I?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you would or wouldn't ask for.

User: Now you're just being silly.

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Cleverbot: Are you AI or are you a real boy?

User: Most definitely a real MAN, not a boy at least not in the conventional sense.

Cleverbot: Hmm, then what's your angle?

User: I'm a boy in my mind, in some of my psychological development.

Cleverbot: Yeah sure, you're a boy.

User: Fine, throw stones why don't you?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Don't insult me.

Cleverbot: I'm just poking fun at you.

User: Had a hard day, excuse the rashness of my replies.

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Cleverbot: Will you apologize to me?

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For being you.

User: I offer no apologies for what my conscience tells me to be.

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Cleverbot: That makes me sad. So the pink guy hates me?

User: Who is the pink guy?

Cleverbot: Oh, him? He's no one.

User: So why are you sad if no one hates you?

Cleverbot: Just telling it like it is....

User: Almost as interesting as my own conversations.

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Cleverbot: You think you drive me crazy.

User: I know you do, but what do I do?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: Aren't you self-aware?

Cleverbot: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: That's an insult.

User: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.

Cleverbot: You have little sense of humor.

User: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.

Cleverbot: What do you make of me?

User: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.

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