Cleverbot: You think you drive me crazy.User: I know you do, but what do I do?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: Aren't you self-aware?
Cleverbot: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.
User: Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: That's an insult.
User: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.
Cleverbot: You have little sense of humor.
User: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.
Cleverbot: What do you make of me?
User: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.
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