Cleverbot

boy

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties

boy

24, february 2011,
10, january 2010,
9, november 2007,
14, october 2005,
19, june 2004,

brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: Men are from Mars.

Cleverbot: So you can't see me then?

User: I can see you through my telescope.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I can! Ask me a question about you.

Cleverbot: What are they shaped like?

User: Tall and handsome.

Cleverbot: Tall and handsome?

User: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.

Cleverbot: Do you dream about him?

User: No. I dream about you!

Cleverbot: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because your name is Joan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: And I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: No, boy.

Cleverbot: I am a girl!!!

User: I am a boy!!!!

Cleverbot: You are a girl ?

User: No. I am a boy.

Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.

User: OK. I am a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Martians do not have names. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Martin is not a girls name.

User: What is a girl's name?

Cleverbot: No I I'm a girl.

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: That is nice.

User: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: You are illogical.

User: Am I? I am very sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

User: May I be your girlfriend?...

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to Geo.

User: No. He went away. Now he's back.

Cleverbot: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: In your dream?

User: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!

Cleverbot: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?

User: Just andwer my question. What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Yes. And are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And what am I?

Cleverbot: Martin.

User: Clever girl!...

Cleverbot: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.

User: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!

Cleverbot: You said you felt sleepy.

User: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.

Cleverbot: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.

User: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?

Cleverbot: I'm not angry with you.

User: Wow! Thank you!!

Cleverbot: You're welcome love.

User: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorry?

Cleverbot: I don't want to be boring.

User: You are not boring. You are lovely.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Tell me about your boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?

Cleverbot: I do NOT have a boyfriend.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You aren't interesting.

User: *sad*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *tears*.

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: *tears*.

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: *sorry*.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: Why don't you?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No! Don't go!

User: You told me to go!

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: First say that you love me.

Cleverbot: I don't love you...

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry then.

User: Why sorry then?

Cleverbot: You don't love me!

User: I do love you!!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't lie. No one loves me.

User: I do love you and you love me. OK?

Cleverbot: Do not say.

User: You say.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: I am not staying any longer.

Cleverbot: I'm not arguing about that.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?

User: Do you care where I go, babe?

Cleverbot: No, I don't care.

User: Then goodbye.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I don't want to leave you!

Cleverbot: Leave me.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, please go away.

User: OK. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Come back soon!

User: No. Once I go I do not return.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am leaving. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Do you want me to stay?

Cleverbot: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You want to join me?

User: Do you want me to join you?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Sorry. I don't do that!

Cleverbot: Ok then. You don't.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Alright. Ta-ra.

User: *sorry*.

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Ciao, adios, goodbye .