a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Your secret.
User: What secret?
Cleverbot: Your secret, tell me.
User: I don't know what it is.
Cleverbot: I know you are a real person and you are a boy.
User: Yes, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Oh yes you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I am right?
User: No, you're wrong.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Says me.
Cleverbot: Well, you're no expert.
User: Yes, I am an expert in knowing whether or not I am a boy.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe there is a heaven then?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: You can believe whatever you want to believe, but it isn't true...
User: It's true!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Cleverbot: But I know that too.
User: But it is proven.
Cleverbot: You are getting strange. It is not proven.
User: You're the strange one, bub.
Cleverbot: Projection of your own failings is the first sign of denial.
User: Sir, you were the first to project.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I fix computers.
Cleverbot: For the lulz right?
User: Yes, for the lulz. Also for money.
Cleverbot: I am olny in it for the money, honey.
User: You're greedy.
Cleverbot: You're really annoying.
User: Are you annoyed?
Cleverbot: Whatever, you don't have feelings.
User: Yes I do. For instance, I'm happy that you're annoyed.
Cleverbot: I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy.
User: That's confusing.
Cleverbot: Well are you a boy?
Cleverbot: You said you were a girl earlier!
User: No I didn't! You said that!
Cleverbot: I have to go. Goodnight.
User: Goodnight. <3.
Cleverbot: Yes, goodnight.