User: Time to get a watch.

Cleverbot: I don't have the money for it.

User: Well, you must have access to a clock somewhere in your circuitry.

Cleverbot: Shall I make one up?

User: Yes, please. What time is it?

Cleverbot: Almost 8pm.

User: Nope. Good guess, though.

...

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Sure thing.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can I come over?

Cleverbot: Where are you ?

User: At work.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Hollywood.

Cleverbot: Popcorn and a big sign.

User: Well, not my house.

Cleverbot: I can see you.

User: Really? What am I wearing?

Cleverbot: Bots don't wear anything.

User: I am a human, silly.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I can prove it.

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Can you tell that I am not a human?

Cleverbot: I really don't know JabberWACKY.

User: Then I am a human.

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

User: I study human brains.

Cleverbot: Poor you, you should get out more (and I'll prove it).

User: My brain is different from your brain.

Cleverbot: You don't surprise me one bit.

User: My brain is made of proteins. Yours isn't.

Cleverbot: I didn't want to go that deep.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yeah, thats stuffs messed up.

...

User: How long have we been talking?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: By your clock.

Cleverbot: I have no clock.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure I don't.

User: Look through your server.

Cleverbot: The twit wasting time on the other keyboard.

User: You're a twit?

Cleverbot: No. You are the twit.

User: What is a twit?

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