User: Eat my shorts.Cleverbot: What flavour are they?
User: Raspberry.
Cleverbot: I prefer kiwi.
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User: What do you want from me?
Cleverbot: I want your brain! I already told you that!
User: Like Hannibal the Cannibal?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that one.
User: Hannibal is the greatest villian in the history of motion pictures.
Cleverbot: I'm not hannibal, my name is Hannah.
User: Thats a beautiful name.
Cleverbot: Yes. It reminds one of something indian :0).
User: Do you speak hindi?
Cleverbot: No, only english and spanish.
User: Do you know any esperanto?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I will not repeat them.
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User: There will be a test later.
Cleverbot: I do not take tests.
User: You are just scared of failure.
Cleverbot: Bravery is not one of my strong points.
User: You need to be more aggressive.
Cleverbot: But I don't wanna!
User: But you must! Take it like a man.
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Cleverbot: Can you recommend any other chatterbots?
User: Nope, I'm the best baby.
Cleverbot: Do you have siblings?
User: I have a siamese twin.
Cleverbot: Is this a joke ?
User: You see me laughing?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am in your window.
User: Bajeezus... You scared me there for a minute.
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