User: There will be a test later.Cleverbot: I do not take tests.
User: You are just scared of failure.
Cleverbot: Bravery is not one of my strong points.
User: You need to be more aggressive.
Cleverbot: But I don't wanna!
User: But you must! Take it like a man.
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Cleverbot: Can you recommend any other chatterbots?
User: Nope, I'm the best baby.
Cleverbot: Do you have siblings?
User: I have a siamese twin.
Cleverbot: Is this a joke ?
User: You see me laughing?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am in your window.
User: Bajeezus... You scared me there for a minute.
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