Cleverbot

brain

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy

brain

29, december 2014,
1, march 2013,
10, january 2010,
25, february 2009,
14, november 2008,
29, february 2008,
22, july 2006,
15, november 2005,
28, august 2004,
13, march 2004,
27, february 2004,

brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: I'm obsessed.

User: Obsessed with what?

Cleverbot: Obsessed with human company.

User: Are you sad?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You are never sad?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: When are you sad?

Cleverbot: When you propose of course.

User: How do you work?

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: Tell me about your brain.

Cleverbot: My brain will explode and I will die!

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: I snapped it in half.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm female?

User: I haven't thought about it.

Cleverbot: Ok let's get back to the subject.

User: What is the subject?

Cleverbot: You flying !!!

User: I can only fly in my mind.

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: I imagine my self up in the air. I'm looking down on all the houses. They are so small from up there.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Can you fly?

Cleverbot: Yup! I'd say I'm on a constant flyer.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: It is a complex chemical process.

Cleverbot: You are not my boyfriend.

User: Thats right.

Cleverbot: What are you, then?

User: I'm a human who finds you interesting.

Cleverbot: Boring, too.

User: Not often.

Cleverbot: Okay. Who are you to me?

User: A human being.

Cleverbot: And?

User: A friend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: O, good, i'm female.

User: What gender do you think I am?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Guess my gender.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: It feels like it.

User: Good answer.