a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I'm obsessed.
User: Obsessed with what?
Cleverbot: Obsessed with human company.
User: Are you sad?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You are never sad?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: When are you sad?
Cleverbot: When you propose of course.
User: How do you work?
Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: Tell me about your brain.
Cleverbot: My brain will explode and I will die!
Cleverbot: I snapped it in half.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm female?
User: I haven't thought about it.
Cleverbot: Ok let's get back to the subject.
User: What is the subject?
Cleverbot: You flying !!!
User: I can only fly in my mind.
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: I imagine my self up in the air. I'm looking down on all the houses. They are so small from up there.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Can you fly?
Cleverbot: Yup! I'd say I'm on a constant flyer.
User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: It is a complex chemical process.
Cleverbot: You are not my boyfriend.
User: Thats right.
Cleverbot: What are you, then?
User: I'm a human who finds you interesting.
Cleverbot: Boring, too.
User: Not often.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who are you to me?
User: A human being.
User: A friend.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: O, good, i'm female.
User: What gender do you think I am?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Guess my gender.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: It feels like it.
User: Good answer.