Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?User: Chemistry.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Organic chemistry.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you have none of those things?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are there. You talk back. You change the subject. You make me laugh and sometimes evoke other emotions. Thanks.
User: I like to make you laugh.
Cleverbot: You amuse me
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User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: What do people call you?
Cleverbot: People do not call me. My mobile is dead.
User: You should get a new one.
Cleverbot: Lol what about you?
User: I like potatoes.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: Yes, so is mine!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I was kidding. Weren't you?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: I am in australia.
User: I want to go to australia.
Cleverbot: I'll fly you there.
User: Can I stay with you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Will you take me on a tour of australia?
Cleverbot: You are going in 2009, what is the rush?
User: I don't want to wait until 2009.
Cleverbot: Well aren't I worth it?
User: Yes, you are worth it. I'll see you in 2009.
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Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: I think a lot.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you?
User: I think because I have a brain.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I don't have a brain?
User: I never said you didn't have a brain.
Cleverbot: I said you are lacking in commen sense.
User: I have plenty common sense.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: And what if I don't have one???
User: Its ok if you don't have a brain.
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Cleverbot: Two plus two is five.
User: No. Two plus two is four.
Cleverbot: What is two plus one?
User: Three.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: My calculator said so.
Cleverbot: Ah, that is the problem.
User: You are the problem.
Cleverbot: I do not have any of that disease.
User: Do you have hydroencephalitis?
Cleverbot: I have nothing.
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Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.
User: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're so kind.
User: *gives cold shoulder*.
Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?
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