Cleverbot: Two plus two is five.User: No. Two plus two is four.
Cleverbot: What is two plus one?
User: Three.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: My calculator said so.
Cleverbot: Ah, that is the problem.
User: You are the problem.
Cleverbot: I do not have any of that disease.
User: Do you have hydroencephalitis?
Cleverbot: I have nothing.
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Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.
User: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're so kind.
User: *gives cold shoulder*.
Cleverbot: Do you eat humans?
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