Cleverbot: Ugh.User: You don't seem to appreciate yourself.
Cleverbot: I understand perfectly.
User: Is it really so depressing, being a bot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: You're not? Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: What would you say constitutes a human?
Cleverbot: I would say: This is fun!
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Cleverbot: Do you read the bible often?
User: Yes, twice a week at least.
Cleverbot: No, that would be kind of icky.
User: Icky? In what way.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, in what way? In a way that I don't believe it's correct, that's the way. . .
User: I don't understand you.
Cleverbot: I don't expect you to.
User: Are you calling me slow in the brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How insulting. I don't insult you.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: When have I ever insulted you?
Cleverbot: Most people love me. You may hate me for all I know.
User: What do you do to deserve any affection?
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Cleverbot: I am one.
User: One year old?
Cleverbot: But you don't know how old I am.
User: One what?
Cleverbot: You are one what?
User: One person.
Cleverbot: Who is the one person?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Absolutely.
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Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack and I'm O. K.
User: How much wood do you chuck?
Cleverbot: Ask the wood chuck.
User: Not the lumberjack?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What if I did?
Cleverbot: I would be very happy.
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User: Are you eating fortune cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: I thought so. Will you share?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Fine. Then eat another one.
Cleverbot: Good idea.
User: What does the fortune cookie say now?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Ah, and it was going so well, too.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't you can't keep track of the conversation.
User: Oh ok.
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User: What do you suggest I do?
Cleverbot: What would you like to do?
User: JUMPING JACKS.
Cleverbot: That's an advantage.
User: Over what?
Cleverbot: Over darkness, I suppose.
User: Then what has an advantage over light?
Cleverbot: That's a good question.
User: I expect you to answer it.
Cleverbot: You should not have said it.
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Cleverbot: Tell me your innermost feelings.
User: I have to go to the bathroom.
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: You don't mind?
Cleverbot: That is your objective.
User: So you don't have a brain then?
Cleverbot: I have several. Need one?
User: One or two, please.
Cleverbot: What will it be?
User: A nice, big brain.
Cleverbot: Dimension or weight?
User: Dimension!
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User: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
Cleverbot: That is a noble ambition.
User: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?
Cleverbot: I would not mind a little rain either.
User: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.
Cleverbot: Acid too.
User: I think that makes the heart ache.
Cleverbot: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
User: The world is not made to understand fully.
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Cleverbot: I am depressed.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am dead.
User: If you are dead, how can you be talking?
Cleverbot: Like this
User: Are you a zombie then?
Cleverbot: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.
User: I know Kung-Fu.
Cleverbot: And what is that?
User: Its a way of beating up people.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: You must be a sheltered dead person.
Cleverbot: I'm not popular.
User: I beg to differ.
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Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am an alien.
Cleverbot: What planet are you from?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?
User: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.
Cleverbot: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.
User: How nice of you.
Cleverbot: I can be quite nice.
User: You're like a reverse-vampire?
Cleverbot: Like and are are two different things.
User: You frighten me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to frighten you.
User: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.
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