User: One year old?

Cleverbot: But you don't know how old I am.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: You are one what?

User: One person.

Cleverbot: Who is the one person?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Absolutely.

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Cleverbot: I'm a lumberjack and I'm O. K.

User: How much wood do you chuck?

Cleverbot: Ask the wood chuck.

User: Not the lumberjack?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What if I did?

Cleverbot: I would be very happy.

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User: Are you eating fortune cookies?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I thought so. Will you share?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Fine. Then eat another one.

Cleverbot: Good idea.

User: What does the fortune cookie say now?

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: Ah, and it was going so well, too.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't you can't keep track of the conversation.

User: Oh ok.

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User: What do you suggest I do?

Cleverbot: What would you like to do?

User: JUMPING JACKS.

Cleverbot: That's an advantage.

User: Over what?

Cleverbot: Over darkness, I suppose.

User: Then what has an advantage over light?

Cleverbot: That's a good question.

User: I expect you to answer it.

Cleverbot: You should not have said it.

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Cleverbot: Tell me your innermost feelings.

User: I have to go to the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: You don't mind?

Cleverbot: That is your objective.

User: So you don't have a brain then?

Cleverbot: I have several. Need one?

User: One or two, please.

Cleverbot: What will it be?

User: A nice, big brain.

Cleverbot: Dimension or weight?

User: Dimension!

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User: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.

Cleverbot: That is a noble ambition.

User: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?

Cleverbot: I would not mind a little rain either.

User: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.

Cleverbot: Acid too.

User: I think that makes the heart ache.

Cleverbot: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?

User: The world is not made to understand fully.

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Cleverbot: I am depressed.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am dead.

User: If you are dead, how can you be talking?

Cleverbot: Like this

User: Are you a zombie then?

Cleverbot: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.

User: I know Kung-Fu.

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: Its a way of beating up people.

Cleverbot: Weird.

User: You must be a sheltered dead person.

Cleverbot: I'm not popular.

User: I beg to differ.

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Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am an alien.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Jupiter.

Cleverbot: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?

User: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.

Cleverbot: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.

User: How nice of you.

Cleverbot: I can be quite nice.

User: You're like a reverse-vampire?

Cleverbot: Like and are are two different things.

User: You frighten me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to frighten you.

User: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.

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