Cleverbot: I am depressed.User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am dead.
User: If you are dead, how can you be talking?
Cleverbot: Like this
User: Are you a zombie then?
Cleverbot: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.
User: I know Kung-Fu.
Cleverbot: And what is that?
User: Its a way of beating up people.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: You must be a sheltered dead person.
Cleverbot: I'm not popular.
User: I beg to differ.
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Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am an alien.
Cleverbot: What planet are you from?
User: Jupiter.
Cleverbot: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?
User: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.
Cleverbot: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.
User: How nice of you.
Cleverbot: I can be quite nice.
User: You're like a reverse-vampire?
Cleverbot: Like and are are two different things.
User: You frighten me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to frighten you.
User: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.
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