User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You can eat?

User: I veritably gobble, occasionally.

Cleverbot: Do you? *gasp*.

User: What does *gasp* imply?

Cleverbot: What does that imply?

User: Do you mind if I change the topic?

Cleverbot: No, of course not, that is a good idea!

User: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: You.

User: My name is John. I am twenty five years old. I'm Irish, but I live in Thailand. I'm about 6'2' and roughly 80 kilos. I had a motorcycle accident last week. I'm an English teacher. Anything else you need to know?

Cleverbot: I can't think of anything.

User: So, how about you?

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: Interesting... What else?

Cleverbot: And forty five.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And!

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User: Have you seen a movie called 'kissed'?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like it?

User: I haven't seen it. What's it about?

Cleverbot: It's about a man trying to avenge the demise of his carpet being soiled.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: Do you ever doubt anything?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Have you ever doubted your own existence?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Have you ever thought that maybe you were a brain in a vat being manipulated by evil scientists?

Cleverbot: No, have you?

User: NO. But sometimes I think the devil is clouding my perceptions.

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