a report from the cleverness files
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User: How many brains do ya have huh bub?
Cleverbot: How many brains do you want?
User: How much you have?
Cleverbot: I don't have any.:(.
User: Too sad.
User: Wait, do you have a hand?
Cleverbot: No I have work to do.
User: Like what work? Search for a brain? Lol.
User: Tell me when you will find it ok? : D.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Are you done yet searching?
User: So do you now have intellect?
Cleverbot: You're Bob.
User: Wrong! Search for another brain.
Cleverbot: Why? I'm a bot, I can't search.
User: You were designed by a computer right?
Cleverbot: I would like to find evidence of that, truly.
User: Bot is created by a PC.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yeah.. Umm do you have a dad?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I didnt ask you to ask that question to me.
Cleverbot: Ah. . . . too bad. . . I would have done what you wanted.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Not that funny.
Cleverbot: I'm serious.
Cleverbot: What's funny?
Cleverbot: Don't be silly.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Don't mock me.
Cleverbot: Ok then good night.
Cleverbot: Its not funny!
Cleverbot: Only you need to bring the molecule to the other side.
User: Rofl lmao.
User: Liked that game? Lol.
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: With one hand, three teeth, and no brains, your quite good lol.
Cleverbot: You're quite odd, too.
User: It's like talking to a real bot. Actually I dont know with who I'm talking, a human or a bot.