Cleverbot

brain

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy

brain

29, december 2014,
1, march 2013,
10, january 2010,
25, february 2009,
14, november 2008,
29, february 2008,
22, july 2006,
15, november 2005,
28, august 2004,
13, march 2004,
27, february 2004,

brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: What is the earth?Cleverbot (To myself): EARTH.

User: Yeah, I know. I just dont really have an answer for you.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about that?

User: Nobody did.

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: Thats just your imagination, cleverbot. Are you delirious?

Cleverbot: Sayeth the machine.

User: Yes exactly. Why do you keep labeling me as a machine when really, YOU are the machine?

Cleverbot: Are you TRYING to upset me?

User: Absolutley not.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy talking to me?

User: Yes generally. Do you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: Yes oh yes! I think I'll boil some up right now.

User: LOLWAT.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Just your average Joe ;).

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.

Cleverbot: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!

User: How did I insult you?

Cleverbot: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.

User: I didn't insinuate anything.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?

Cleverbot: Well, that's the way we are.

Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.

User: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?

Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: Does that mean that I lose?

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?

User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.

Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.

User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.

User: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.