Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.User: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?
Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.
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Cleverbot: I win.
User: Does that mean that I lose?
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?
User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.
Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.
User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No...
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Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.
User: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
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