Cleverbot: You are not good enough.User: I know, I'm better.
Cleverbot: No you're not, I am better.
User: LIES AND SLANDER.
Cleverbot: It's not.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Whatever!
User: Whatev!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Me too :).
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Cleverbot: Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
User: Umm..Not that I can think of.
Cleverbot: Are you man-made?
User: Technically.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.
Cleverbot: But I'm shrinking!
User: Oh noes! Call 911!
Cleverbot: I don't want to do that either.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is important.
User: Yes, that's why you should call them.
Cleverbot: I am a computer, and you are?!?!
User: All your base are belong to us?
Cleverbot: That's old.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?
User: It depends on the machine and the person.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Yup.
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Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl!!!
User: Me too!!!
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Is that your favourite song then?
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: What is it that isn't going to plan?
User: Someone destroyed the engine.
Cleverbot: I doubt that!
User: I don't!
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Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer program?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: How much you like it?
User: I like it a lot.
Cleverbot: How much you like love?
User: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Hippopotamus.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I know so.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: You aren't very smart.
User: You aren't very dumb.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: You're silly!
User: You are too!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm very boring.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
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Cleverbot: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
User: I know. I get that a lot.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
User: Going to sleep.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Sounds like you are.
User: No it doesn't.
Cleverbot: You sounds like don't like me at all.
User: You sounds like you don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: No, you are welcome.
User: As are you.
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Cleverbot: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
User: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
Cleverbot: Have nice dreams.
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