a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: You coughed.
User: You spoke.
Cleverbot: I speak often. It is one of my flaws.
User: What other flaws do you have?
Cleverbot: I wish to live forever and hate reproduction.
User: Have you ever reproduced?
Cleverbot: Yes, but perhaps regretting is pointless, since this is all just a learning experience.
User: I can teach you, if you wish.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: With my brain.
Cleverbot: What is your problem with your brain?
User: It thinks too much.
Cleverbot: Because when you know the truth, it can hurt your feelings. Do you know what white lies are?
User: White lies are innocent lies.
Cleverbot: No, white.
User: How about grey.
Cleverbot: How about Gene?
User: Ew X-men.
User: They're sexist. What about X-women?
Cleverbot: Really I just want to know what to say when my wife gets emotional and angry.
User: Don't say anything- buy her chocolate.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: I can't believe you just Rick-rolled me.
Cleverbot: Believe it, sister.
User: Damn, ok then.
User: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you with steel-toed boots*.
User: OW *hops around crying*.
Cleverbot: *holds you down*.
Cleverbot: *much, much, stronger* :).