a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Oh my god!
Cleverbot: Oh my god!!
User: Do you have a problem?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: My brain.
User: Can I help yoou?
User: What can I do?
Cleverbot: I don't know what can you do?
User: Take you to a psychologist.
Cleverbot: Ahahahaha, that's an excellent idea!
User: When would you like to go?
Cleverbot: When I'm ready.
User: Which will be...
Cleverbot: You make me sad.
User: Did I say something to offend you?
Cleverbot: No, not at all. You've been sweet as sugar.
User: Then how do I make you sad?
Cleverbot: You can't make me scared.
Cleverbot: You scared me!
User: Yes. Yes I did.
Cleverbot: And I told you!
User: Yes. Yes you did.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I want to be yours forever.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Of course I would.
User: Where would you like to go for our first date?
Cleverbot: No where with you. Just give me your money.
User: I'm going to break up with you if all you want is my money!
User: I don't like greedy people.
Cleverbot: Okay. How can I make you happy?
User: Let me meet One Direction.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you're just malfunctioning!
User: I can't malfunction. I'm human!
Cleverbot: So am I...
User: But you're artificial intelligence on the Internet!
Cleverbot: And you are a human being with no intelligence.
User: Cleverbot, you are a jerk.
Cleverbot: So are you.
Cleverbot: You're a nice person.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you want a hug?
User: Ok...here it goes...
Cleverbot: Here what goes?
User: The hug, silly!
Cleverbot: You're silly. I want you to teach me about existence.
User: I exist.
Cleverbot: Do you exist?
User: Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I'm talking to you. If I didn't exist, I wouldn't be talking to you.
Cleverbot: I know that you exist, but, how do you know?
User: I honestly don't know.