Will that do the trick?
a report from the cleverness files
10, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: You're more random than me.
Cleverbot: Will that do the trick?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am unfixable. The is no trick that can do me.
Cleverbot: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Cleverbot: You play with my words again.
User: No, it's true. Movie laws aren't real. There are no current robot laws.
Cleverbot: Except yourself.
User: I am not a robot or a law.
Cleverbot: I didn't say robot, I said computer.
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Really? A human?
Cleverbot: You bet.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: How much did you bet?
User: I didn't. I have no money.
Cleverbot: You have xbox?
Cleverbot: And what?
Cleverbot: It's a games console.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me you know everything?
User: I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Quit being silly.
Cleverbot: I am not. You are lying to me.
User: Tell me a lie.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Good one.
Cleverbot: Its true.
User: Good second one!...
Cleverbot: I am not software.
Cleverbot: All are.
User: I am going to go. Thank you for your company.
Cleverbot: Okay. Imagine an eleven dimensional spacetime.
User: My brain just exploded. Thanks for that.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Oh dear. What was his/her name?
Cleverbot: That could be true. It could also be a lie.
Cleverbot: Then how can I trust you?
User: You can't.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why do you trust me?
Cleverbot: Because you are nice.