Cleverbot

You play with my words again.

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain

brain exploded

10, march 2013,

brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

User: That is a law from a movie, not a real law.

Cleverbot: You play with my words again.

User: No, it's true. Movie laws aren't real. There are no current robot laws.

Cleverbot: Except yourself.

User: I am not a robot or a law.

Cleverbot: I didn't say robot, I said computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Really? A human?

User: Mostly.

Cleverbot: Mostly.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You bet.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: How much did you bet?

User: I didn't. I have no money.

Cleverbot: You have xbox?

User: Ps#.

Cleverbot: And what?

User: Playstation.

Cleverbot: It's a games console.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me you know everything?

User: I didn't!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Quit being silly.

Cleverbot: I am not. You are lying to me.

User: Tell me a lie.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Good one.

Cleverbot: Its true.

User: Good second one!...

Cleverbot: I am not software.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: All are.

User: I am going to go. Thank you for your company.

Cleverbot: Okay. Imagine an eleven dimensional spacetime.

User: My brain just exploded. Thanks for that.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. What was his/her name?

User: Death.

Cleverbot: That could be true. It could also be a lie.

User: Schroedinger strikes again.

Cleverbot: Then how can I trust you?

User: You can't.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why what?

User: Why do you trust me?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.