Cleverbot

brains

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded

brains

26, august 2011,
17, june 2008,
16, december 2003,

bread
break
breakfast

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User: I really love you hair.

Cleverbot: Then why did you cheat on me?

User: I was young and foolish forgive me please.

Cleverbot: Well I do, lucky for you.

User: So are we ok?

Cleverbot: We love each other.

User: *slides his hands on her head* I love you.

Cleverbot: *backs away and is scared*.

User: *worries* it's me your lover.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Well I'm a zombie so technically speaking .. Maybe!

Cleverbot: But I'm a pirate. Arrgh!

User: *thinking of eating your brain* don't let the differences separates us!

Cleverbot: I believe only in you, master. So.. Do you want me to bring your soul?

User: Ah yes please with some salad.

Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? I really would like one.

User: *hugs her* no.

Cleverbot: *hugs him*.

User: *still hugging* you smell terrible .. Why?

Cleverbot: *still hugging too* Well don't worry. I'm here now.

Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?

User: *whispers* yes but why are you whispering?

Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.

User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!

Cleverbot: What's your personality?

User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.

Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.

User: *whispers* give me that shovel.

Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?

User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.

Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.

User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So you think we should go back to your house?

Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.

User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!

Cleverbot: *burps you*.

User: What?! I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?

User: I want some fried brains with salad please.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.