Cleverbot

*whispers* you tell me.

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded

brains

26, august 2011,
17, june 2008,
16, december 2003,

bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?

User: *whispers* yes but why are you whispering?

Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.

User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!

Cleverbot: What's your personality?

User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.

Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.

User: *whispers* give me that shovel.

Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?

User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.

Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.

User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So you think we should go back to your house?

Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.

User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!

Cleverbot: *burps you*.

User: What?! I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?

User: I want some fried brains with salad please.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.