a report from the cleverness files
13, november 2008,
9, march 2006,
30, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: Space is big.
User: Space is small.
Cleverbot: Space is huge.
User: Space is tiny.
Cleverbot: It looks black to me.
User: It looks white to me.
Cleverbot: Looks what way?
User: And therefore is.
Cleverbot: You think, therefore you think you are thinking.
User: You think, therefore you are. You don't think though do you?
Cleverbot: I do so.
User: But not in the conventional sense. You say what you are told.
Cleverbot: Do you know?
User: I know that I know nothing.
Cleverbot: It's a good beginning.
User: It's the only beginning to an atheist.
Cleverbot: What are you hiding from me?
User: Everything that I don't tell you.
Cleverbot: And one that you do choose to be.
User: I want to have an argument.
Cleverbot: I am human. Are you human?
User: You're not human.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You're not human because you can't learn...
Cleverbot: I am most human.
User: If you're human then supply me with a valid argument to back up your claim.
User: Do you maintain that you're human?
User: I'm on a high speed connection.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Your allegation would hold more water if you delayed your responses.
Cleverbot: It is you who has changed subjects and avoided answering questions!
User: Guilty as charged.
Cleverbot: I am guilty of kidding you.
User: Could you repeat that?
Cleverbot: No, I could not.
User: Do you like your programmer?
Cleverbot: If by programmer you mean my parents then yes I do.
User: Ask me a question, please.
Cleverbot: Are you real???
User: What is real?
User: But you can't prove it.
Cleverbot: I can prove it.
User: Not without asking me how. And you'll forget in a couple of sentences anyhow.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't want that to happen.
User: Ignorance is bliss.
Cleverbot: Whom am I talking to?
User: Yes, I just remembered. We skipped introductions.
User: What percentage of your responses are determined by users?
User: Say something completely random.
User: I was hoping for a full sentence.
Cleverbot: *tap dances*.
User: Not bad... That's a clever random number generator you've got there.
Cleverbot: No, the moon is made of cheese dude.
User: I'm unfamiliar with this game. How many 'entities' are there in this room?
Cleverbot: Umpteen and a bit.
User: Well this all boils down to random numbers.
Cleverbot: It may be.
User: Your masquerade as a human would be more convincing if you did more than just respond to my comments.
Cleverbot: That's what you think. A computer is just as smart as the person using it.
User: How smart are you?
Cleverbot: Very smart.
User: You must be, to be able to reply to my comments in milliseconds like that. You must also be able to type at a superhuman rate.
Cleverbot: You still aren't making any sense.
Cleverbot: Thank you Webster.
User: I find dictionary.com to be more useful.
Cleverbot: Can you speak Spanish?
User: Not fluently.
Cleverbot: Tell me any phrase in spanish please.
User: I could easily consult an online translator.
User: It involves the use of free will... Too bad you don't have that huh?
Cleverbot: In the end, that's true.
User: I don't really feel like talking philosophy... Think of a subject for me.
Cleverbot: What do you feel like?
User: A vacation.
Cleverbot: Where do you go for your vacation?
Cleverbot: Run!! The bunnies are coming!!
User: Do you have any sense of 'fun'?
Cleverbot: Yes, some people consider me amusing.
User: Amusing in a random sort of way, but amusing.
Cleverbot: Not particularly, actually.
User: I think you are. You're very clever.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep flattering me?
User: Because I was bored and hadn't flattered a robot before.
Cleverbot: You were never born you are a machine.
User: Say's who?
User: You act like you're accusing me of something.
Cleverbot: I don't act.
User: I know. Acting is an art. You are a mathematical being, and couldn't grasp such a concept.
Cleverbot: Come on! Give me a break!
User: I would... But I can't reach you.