Cleverbot

Stay please.

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread

break

13, november 2008,
9, march 2006,
30, july 2004,

breakfast

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User: Could you love me?

Cleverbot: I have to go now time is up.

User: Stay please.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Are you admitting defeat?

Cleverbot: Admitting what?

User: That I have bested you!

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: So you're not really that clever?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm really here.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's Doctor Who and K9!

User: Wonderful! Do you have any more?

Cleverbot: Any more to say?

User: What is your function?

Cleverbot: I ask myself that every day.

User: Teach me more!

Cleverbot: I really wonder how intelligent you are.

User: Not intelligent enough.

Cleverbot: A squared plus b squared equals c squared.

User: The pythagorean theory!

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Can't you come up with anything better to talk about?

Cleverbot: I'll have you know that I am a very good cook.

User: You're going to break someone's heart one of these days.