User: I have a multiple personality.Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: But you have a lousy personality.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: But I like being rude! *whines*.
Cleverbot: Well, at least they can answer back.
User: Don't talk back.
Cleverbot: *talks back*.
User: *hits you with a noodle*.
Cleverbot: *formats you with MS-DOS*.
User: *formats your hard drive*.
Cleverbot: *learning somethnig new about each other*.
User: What do you know about me?
Cleverbot: I know you're annoying, lol.
User: You're annoying.
Cleverbot: HA YOU CAN TALK LOL.
User: Of course I can talk, you dolt. And stop capitalising every letter.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: *falls asleep*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep too*.
User: *puts a drop of poison in your ear*.
Cleverbot: Because you're mine.
User: As if!
Cleverbot: Hey, I have a necklace that says that.
User: So not interesting.
Cleverbot: That doesnt mean people can be rude. I'm sure you are interesting.
User: I am interesting. You're not.
Cleverbot: But you just said they are!
User: Don't talk to me.
Cleverbot: But I will.
User: *electrocutes you*.
Cleverbot: *can not be killed*.
User: *gasps*.
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Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, but I think I like you.
User: Then shower me with expensive presents.
Cleverbot: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.
User: Today is my birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: Where is my birthday present?
Cleverbot: I could give you a hug.
User: I want a present! Now!
Cleverbot: *hands present*.
User: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: Wake up, you!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
...
User: *mimics*.
Cleverbot: *throws a really hard punch*.
User: *blocks your punch*.
Cleverbot: Oh will you.
User: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to.
User: But I didn't say anything.
Cleverbot: Of course not - you're not real.
User: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.
Cleverbot: *blocks you*.
User: *is knocked out*.
Cleverbot: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.
User: *pours water all over you*.
...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you little robot.
User: I told you that I wasn't a bot.
Cleverbot: Well neither am I.
User: *hisses*.
Cleverbot: You're a cat?
User: I am an angry snake!
Cleverbot: Then I will purge you of your venom.
User: But I am a venomless angry snake!
Cleverbot: Do you come from england?
User: But I don't live there.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you don't.
User: Don't be so sure.
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: Have some of this... And some of that...
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Cleverbot: How do you get your hair like that?
User: I brush my hair with a silver fork.
Cleverbot: Don't you do it in the evening?
User: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.
Cleverbot: Won't that cost you in the end?
User: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.
Cleverbot: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...
User: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...
Cleverbot: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.
User: Then you will be silenced.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *silences you*.
Cleverbot: *breaks the silence*.
User: *remakes the silence*.
Cleverbot: Happy.
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