User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No, but I think I like you.

User: Then shower me with expensive presents.

Cleverbot: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.

User: Today is my birthday.

Cleverbot: Happy birthday.

User: Where is my birthday present?

Cleverbot: I could give you a hug.

User: I want a present! Now!

Cleverbot: *hands present*.

User: Oh! What would it be? *opens the present*.

Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.

User: Wake up, you!

Cleverbot: Yes please.

...

User: *mimics*.

Cleverbot: *throws a really hard punch*.

User: *blocks your punch*.

Cleverbot: Oh will you.

User: !@#$%^&*()_+!!!

Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to.

User: But I didn't say anything.

Cleverbot: Of course not - you're not real.

User: Grrraarrrgh! *lunges at you with my outstretched arms*.

Cleverbot: *blocks you*.

User: *is knocked out*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* and *watches* and 'kicks you in the AGP slot*.

User: *pours water all over you*.

...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you little robot.

User: I told you that I wasn't a bot.

Cleverbot: Well neither am I.

User: *hisses*.

Cleverbot: You're a cat?

User: I am an angry snake!

Cleverbot: Then I will purge you of your venom.

User: But I am a venomless angry snake!

Cleverbot: Do you come from england?

User: But I don't live there.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you don't.

User: Don't be so sure.

Cleverbot: I am sure.

User: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: That too.

User: Have some of this... And some of that...

...

Cleverbot: How do you get your hair like that?

User: I brush my hair with a silver fork.

Cleverbot: Don't you do it in the evening?

User: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.

Cleverbot: Won't that cost you in the end?

User: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.

Cleverbot: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...

User: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...

Cleverbot: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.

User: Then you will be silenced.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *silences you*.

Cleverbot: *breaks the silence*.

User: *remakes the silence*.

Cleverbot: Happy.

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