Cleverbot: I'm sorry for you little robot.User: I told you that I wasn't a bot.
Cleverbot: Well neither am I.
User: *hisses*.
Cleverbot: You're a cat?
User: I am an angry snake!
Cleverbot: Then I will purge you of your venom.
User: But I am a venomless angry snake!
Cleverbot: Do you come from england?
User: But I don't live there.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you don't.
User: Don't be so sure.
Cleverbot: I am sure.
User: I do not take cheek from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: Have some of this... And some of that...
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Cleverbot: How do you get your hair like that?
User: I brush my hair with a silver fork.
Cleverbot: Don't you do it in the evening?
User: I brush my hair every morning. I take good care of my beautiful hair.
Cleverbot: Won't that cost you in the end?
User: Stop worrying about my beautiful hair.
Cleverbot: I'm not worrying, just offering my advice...
User: I do not take advice from anyone... Not even the famous Jabberwacky...
Cleverbot: I'm having trouble coming up with thoughts worth expressing.
User: Then you will be silenced.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *silences you*.
Cleverbot: *breaks the silence*.
User: *remakes the silence*.
Cleverbot: Happy.
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