Cleverbot

breakfast

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break

breakfast

15, march 2017,

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Cleverbot: Tired...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just woke up.

User: Oh poor you why dont you go back to sleep?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Oh well then how about breakfast?

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Woah there, what did breakfast ever do to you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Well then how about you tell me a funny joke?

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: You arent thinking hard enough, I bet you know thousands of jokes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's swimming in the ocean?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: I like you you are funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You are so sweet to me.

User: And you are an awesome person.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you are the bestest.

User: Awww I like you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think I love you already.

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: You you are the best boy I ever see.

User: When is our wedding?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow!

User: Yay I can't wait.

Cleverbot: Neither can I.

User: But just so you know I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Because I love you.

User: And I love you.

Cleverbot: More than anything in the world.

User: I love you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I will love you forever and ever.

Cleverbot: I don't like babies.

User: Me neither X3.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.

User: I love you with everything I own.

Cleverbot: I love you times a million hundred billion.

User: Aww, I dont know anyone who is sweeter than you.