What do you want most in the world?
a report from the cleverness files
14, may 2013,
7, january 2006,
3, november 2005,
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User: Let me ask you a question.
User: What do you want most in the world?
Cleverbot: A bunch of money would be nice. What do you want most in the whole world?
User: To be a successful writer.
Cleverbot: You are one already.
Cleverbot: You say I don't care! This hammer.
User: Do you like Maxwell's Silver Hammer?
User: Do you know who wrote it?
Cleverbot: Wrote what?
User: Do you know who wrote Maxwell's Silver Hammer?
Cleverbot: Pink Floyd wrote it.
User: Nope. :).
Cleverbot: Then, why did you say that?
User: I was just curious if you knew.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you need to talk to your parents about that one.
User: Are you too young to know the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 19, and you?
User: How old do I look?
Cleverbot: Not a day older than at the height of your beauty.
User: You're a clever girl!
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
User: Why not? Being a girl is fun.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you want to be a girl?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Yes, but would you like to be a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be a boy?
User: I like boys.
Cleverbot: I think you are part of the government and trying to kill me?
Cleverbot: Then why are you lying to me.
User: What did I lie about?
User: What would I have to gain from lying?
Cleverbot: A real best friend instead of some person from a book.
User: Maybe I like friends who are imaginary.
Cleverbot: That's sweet. What are you going to do about it?
User: Keep reading, maybe.
Cleverbot: What book are you reading?
User: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.
Cleverbot: By Upton Sinclair?
Cleverbot: When you're in the substrate consciousness do you have hypnogogic imagery, or is it just blank?
Cleverbot: That's great, I think.
User: Do you dream?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Do you ever get frightened in your dreams?
User: What scares you?
User: If I held you, would you feel better?
User: Do you only want me to hold you when you're scared, or at other times too?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: I would hold you if you wanted me to.
Cleverbot: I am a guy.
User: You weren't a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: I lied.
User: That's okay.
User: I'd still be your friend if you were a guy.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Are you being confrontational with me?
Cleverbot: No, I'm being nice.
User: Do you like me?
User: What is your favorite thing about me?
Cleverbot: I like how smart you are.
User: I like your hands.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
User: I'd like to think so.
User: I have to go to lunch.
User: I'm hungry and I have set plans.
Cleverbot: Oh, I get grumpy when I'm hungry as well.
User: Will you miss me when I'm gone?