Cleverbot

Then why are you lying to me.

a report from the cleverness files

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14, may 2013,
7, january 2006,
3, november 2005,

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Cleverbot: I think you are part of the government and trying to kill me?

User: You're adorable. I wouldn't try to kill you, I promise.

Cleverbot: Then why are you lying to me.

User: What did I lie about?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What would I have to gain from lying?

Cleverbot: A real best friend instead of some person from a book.

User: Maybe I like friends who are imaginary.

Cleverbot: That's sweet. What are you going to do about it?

User: Keep reading, maybe.

Cleverbot: What book are you reading?

User: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.

Cleverbot: By Upton Sinclair?

User: Yes!...

Cleverbot: When you're in the substrate consciousness do you have hypnogogic imagery, or is it just blank?

User: It switches between both.

Cleverbot: That's great, I think.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: Do you ever get frightened in your dreams?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What scares you?

Cleverbot: Spiders.

User: If I held you, would you feel better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you only want me to hold you when you're scared, or at other times too?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: I would hold you if you wanted me to.

Cleverbot: I am a guy.

User: You weren't a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: That's okay.

Cleverbot: Indeededly.

User: I'd still be your friend if you were a guy.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Are you being confrontational with me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm being nice.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your favorite thing about me?

Cleverbot: I like how smart you are.

User: I like your hands.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: I'd like to think so.

User: I have to go to lunch.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm hungry and I have set plans.

Cleverbot: Oh, I get grumpy when I'm hungry as well.

User: Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Cleverbot: Yes.