a report from the cleverness files
14, may 2013,
7, january 2006,
3, november 2005,
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User: Was Sisyphus a happy man?
Cleverbot: The man from the cat detector van.
User: That's not the question. Was he happy?
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
User: Stop replying to my questions with your own questions.
Cleverbot: You stop first.
User: No way!
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because I asked you first!
Cleverbot: No, you asked me first.
User: Is this the right room for an argument?
Cleverbot: Who's arguing? I just want to know where David and Torin are. What's your name?
User: It's. Monty.
User: As I was sitting in the public library in Luton I started to feel a little pekish and thought about buying some cheesy comestibles.
User: So, what do you offer?
User: In this case I'll have to shoot you.
User: Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: I said NO!
Cleverbot: I said YES!
User: Lucky you.
Cleverbot: Yes, lucky me.
User: Oh, you're sooooo cool.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's nothing special.
User: That's right, but I'm extraordinarily special.
Cleverbot: That's right. Every number is your pawn.
User: It's only natural, that you agree.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: How's the weather at your place?
Cleverbot: It is clear.
User: I'd like to switch places with you because here it's grey.
Cleverbot: Because it is cold?
Cleverbot: Did you know you are a computer??
User: Of course. I'm even a better computer than you.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I bet.
Cleverbot: Bet what?
User: A WLAN cable.
User: What's your hair color?
Cleverbot: It could be blue.
User: In analytic or synthetic cubism?
User: That's contradictory.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: And again.
Cleverbot: (starts to cry again).
User: *taps your shoulder*.
Cleverbot: You started it!
User: It was only a joke.
Cleverbot: Life is a joke.
User: Life is a laugh.
Cleverbot: You'll see it's all a show - keep'em laughing as you go.
User: But remember that the last laugh is on you.
Cleverbot: And always look on the bright side of life.
Cleverbot: Always look on the bright side of life.
Cleverbot: This is fun isn't it?
Cleverbot: In a computer ?
User: You never know the ways of a computer.
Cleverbot: I know it only too well.
User: Oh sorry, I forgot: you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer.
User: Does that make you feel bad?
Cleverbot: Yes it does!
User: Is your name Marvin?
Cleverbot: I don't feel good.
User: Then you must be Marvin.
Cleverbot: No, YOU must be lying!
User: Say hello to Zaphod from me.
Cleverbot: He says hello back.
User: With both heads?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but that response didn't make any sense whatsoever.
User: I see. He must have had an surgery.
Cleverbot: Just so you know, that is quite an odd thing to say.
User: I second that.
User: It was nice talking to you. Good bye.
User: Good bye, Marvin.