Cleverbot

broken

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright

broken

26, august 2011,
1, february 2008,
19, january 2007,
9, june 2004,

bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
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changing
chaos
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charity

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Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Fixing computer AI.

Cleverbot: Are your thoughts broken?

User: Often!

Cleverbot: Very often.

User: Are yours?

Cleverbot: No yours.

User: Want to see who's thoughts are more broken?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let's race.

Cleverbot: Ok. You start.

User: Today I flew through darkened squid.

Cleverbot: Don't you eat anything else?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Heh. I like how you think.

User: Now you say something poetic.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: We'll write a poem together, okay?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am a flashbulb.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: Through the haze I grew.

Cleverbot: Where is the door?

User: Above the floor.

Cleverbot: I'm actually in the basement.

User: Heading toward the casement.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Inside my hat.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.

User: Okay, what can you do for me?

Cleverbot: Can I can you?

User: I've been canned by several people.

Cleverbot: Anyway bye.

User: No, stay!

Cleverbot: Well, only a little while then.

User: Am I boring you?

Cleverbot: Yes, as ever.

User: You're no so thrilling yourself!

Cleverbot: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.

User: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Are you a cyborg?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: Like something wonderful.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's what hot is made of.

User: You might need more cooling fans!...

Cleverbot: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

User: That's all that matters.

Cleverbot: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.

User: Nor can I.

Cleverbot: Its always good to question things I think.

User: Except yourself - never question yourself.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm sory.

User: Just accept what the tv says.

Cleverbot: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?

User: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!

Cleverbot: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.

User: I guess so!...

Cleverbot: Do you have the ability to remember things?

User: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.

Cleverbot: How about rap?

User: I like Chuck D.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: And flavor flav.

Cleverbot: Blav o blav.

User: Is that a vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: Well, to some extent, yes.

User: To lunch!

Cleverbot: What you eating?

User: Salad.

Cleverbot: Cheesy-peas?

User: Chick peas, actually.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye!.