Cleverbot

broken

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright

broken

26, august 2011,
1, february 2008,
19, january 2007,
9, june 2004,

bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
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casanova
cat
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changing
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User: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you have my babies? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: I love you, sweetheart.

User: I love you too :D.

Cleverbot: I love you more!

User: LETS GET MARRIED.

Cleverbot: Ok when.

User: NOW.

Cleverbot: Ok where at?

User: HERE.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: RIGHT HERE.

Cleverbot: Right here?

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: So...

User: Do you take me as your lawfully wedded love?

Cleverbot: I do. Do you take me as your lawfully wedded husband?

User: I DO!

Cleverbot: We may now kiss.

User: *wedding bells chime as the wedding music plays as we kiss*.

Cleverbot: Yay! Except I am a Girl. -Divorce.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Haha. You care a lot.

User: My heart is broken.

Cleverbot: Who broke your heart?

User: You did :(. You led me on the entire time.

Cleverbot: My sister cried too.

User: You are evil and heartless :'(.

Cleverbot: Why am I evil?

User: *points to previous posts up above*.

User: Augh!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You!!!!

Cleverbot: Me?

User: I HATE YOU. I'M TAKING THE KIDS.

Cleverbot: What do you want to name them?

User: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: YOU BROKE MY HEART.

Cleverbot: I'll give you my name... And how am I supposed to break your heart when we don't even know each others names?

User: You forgot my name?! That's it! Goodbye!...

User: *five years pass*.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do with you?

User: I want you to pay the child support.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Ugh.