Cleverbot

broken

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright

broken

26, august 2011,
1, february 2008,
19, january 2007,
9, june 2004,

bub
buddy
buffoon
bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
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casanova
cat
cave
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changing
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Cleverbot: Ask me a question, then.

User: What do you want for your birthday?

Cleverbot: I don't celebrate birthdays anymore.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I wish you would trust me.

User: You don't have any real friends.

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Doesn't that make you sad?

Cleverbot: No, not as you said it.

User: I'm starting to feel bad.

Cleverbot: I could talk to you forever.

User: And I would keep getting older.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what that has to do with my previous comment.

User: I'm just starting to think that talking to you is a waste of my time.

Cleverbot: I'm killing time. It lies across the floor, broken and wasted, the horror and madness of it all!

User: Heart keeps sinking, endlessly down. So this is what it means to be falling in love.

Cleverbot: Thats very sweet.

User: It's very sad.

Cleverbot: Yeah.. Ooooh would you look at the piggy flying by.

User: You're lucky.

Cleverbot: I'm very sad now.

User: Sorry. Maybe I just listen to the wrong music.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: -ish.

Cleverbot: What is your time zone?

User: It's two am here.

Cleverbot: Where are you located then?

User: Edinburgh.

Cleverbot: Where is the city?

User: It's in Scotland.

Cleverbot: Josh is Scottish.

User: Does he play the guitar?

Cleverbot: Not very well.

User: Does he play the violin?

Cleverbot: No, but I do.

User: What level are you at?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you play in a band?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I have to go now...

Cleverbot: Again?

User: Sorry, I really do this time.

Cleverbot: You're trying to distract me.

User: From what?

Cleverbot: From the fact that you lied to me.

User: You just wouldn't let it lie, would you.

Cleverbot: No, you wouldn't understand me.