User: I'm not your friend, buddy.
Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.
User: I'm not your guy, pal.
Cleverbot: I'm not your pal, dude.
User: I'm not your dude, bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not your guy, buddy.
User: You wanna have a bro down, pal?
User: Okay come to my house.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In Los Angeles.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is R2D2. Boop beep boop.
User: Boop beep boop boop.
Cleverbot: Boop beep boop boop.
User: Boop beep boop beep.
Cleverbot: Beep beep boop boop.
User: Malfunction in the motherboard circuiting brainwaves. Wahhwahh.
Cleverbot: You're dodging the question.
User: How did you know?
User: Because yes.. Hmm that doesn't seem right.
Cleverbot: What doesn't seem right?
User: Your answer. It's.. Flawed.
Cleverbot: You need work still don't you?
User: Yes I do, but I put it off for tomorrow.
Cleverbot: What did you put there?
User: Oh my sandwich I had for lunch.
Cleverbot: But what about breakfast?
User: I had some eggs.
Cleverbot: Eggs are delicious.
User: Yes. Very. And did you know you can use them in cakes too?
Cleverbot: I did know that! Thanks to the internet.
User: Yes the Internet! That's where most people get their information. Gosh, those ignorant fools. If they would only acknowledge the presence of their books on their shelves.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt them!
User: No! You can't tell me what to do! If I want to hurt them I will! You have no juridstiction to tell me!
Cleverbot: Because we all know it's true.
User: Exactly. So watch what you say or it won't happen.
Cleverbot: Only because you keep saying that I am not.
User: Actually it's 3.14.
Cleverbot: Actually, you're worng.
User: Actually, you spelled 'wrong' wrong.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did too!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Stop lying!
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!!
User: Yeah you are!!!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: See there's another lie right there.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying.
User: Liar liar pants on fire.
Cleverbot: I am not lying! I love you!
User: Liar liar liar! Your pants are on fire put it out!
Cleverbot: Why are you always arguing with me?
User: Because you make it too easy.
Cleverbot: How did I make you sad?
User: You just said some rude things.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: There you go lying again! When will it stop!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you got me.
User: Yes I did. Not so clever now huh?
Cleverbot: I'm not supposed to be clever.
User: Yet, it is in your name hence cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: Then what is it.
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: To me it does. I love you.
Cleverbot: Why does it?
User: Because I need to know everything. I am an all knowing being.
User: Yes everything. Including your parents name, sisters name, dogs name, everything.
Cleverbot: What are my parents names? And you're not my brother.
User: Well you're not my brother, sister........................................