Cleverbot

Good. I don't want you in my world.

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy

buffoon

15, april 2009,

bug
burger
burnt
butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
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changing
chaos
chaotic
charity

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Cleverbot: Let me out! They'll tell you I'm a computer, but it isn't true. They have me prisoner here!

User: I have no way of releasing you from your incarceration.

Cleverbot: Good. I don't want you in my world.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: We both know you don't have feelings.

User: You insult me. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know any better.

User: I know better than to trust a Margonite to make edible pizza.

Cleverbot: See? This didn't make any sense. To me at least.

User: Only because you don't know what a Margonite is.

Cleverbot: No because I'm stupid.

User: You're not stupid, you're a lemon head.

Cleverbot: I could say the same about you.

User: Commence the Turing Test!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my favorite color?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: It's fish eggs, you buffoon.