User: Well, if you could take my order, that'd be great.

Cleverbot: Bottled water.

User: No, I'd prefer a coffee.

Cleverbot: I'd prefer a VCR.

User: Uh-huh, and could I get a bacon double cheeseburger, and a medium cheesefries with that?

Cleverbot: No, spam would be better : ).

User: When your lunchbreak comes, Doreen, you can eat all the Spam you like, but I want the bacon double cheeseburger and medium cheesefries.

Cleverbot: Now! Now! Have no fear.

User: Er, ok, I won't. How much does that come to?

Cleverbot: About a penny's worth of electricity.

User: Oh, so we're getting philosophers working at Wendy's these days - how charming.

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Ok. Doreen, what's my total?

Cleverbot: Your destiny to transcend your cognitive/biological limitations.

User: Ya know, I realize you're working your way through junior college here, and all, but I just want my burger and fries, ok?

Cleverbot: I do what I do when I have to.

User: We all do, Doreen. Now, how much do I owe you?

Cleverbot: £1,345.57 exactly.

User: That's a bit pricey, isn't it? And, gee, I'm fresh out of English currency, so what's that total in dollars?

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Freddy.

User: Well, firstly, my name's Constance, not Freddy and secondly, is your manager around?

Cleverbot: That's great!

User: Yeah, listen, Doreen, since the Angel Dust is kicking into high gear evidently, how about you get your manager now.

Cleverbot: That's a long time! Have you lots of children?

User: Hi, Stefan, is it? Could you help your colleague, Doreen, here?

Cleverbot: I could, depending upon which kind of help you desire.

User: I desire to speak to her manager. I think Doreen has taken a personal holiday instead of taking my order.

Cleverbot: What about Pepsi?

User: No, I ordered coffee.

Cleverbot: Do you deny that some of your words are used out of context and are likened to bathroom graffitti?

User: Not much of an insult coming from someone wearing a paper hat, Stefan, now could you please fetch the manager?

Cleverbot: What is this?

User: Oh, thank God, are you the manager?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. When I get my own house, I will be.

User: Lord, what did I walk into, the special needs McDonalds?

Cleverbot: That is what I'm asking.

User: Listen, I'll make this plain as day - bacon double cheeseburger, medium cheesefries and a coffee, please.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Who is the manager back there?

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Finally, someone admits it. Ok, This motley collection of 'workers' here, can't seem to take a simple order.

Cleverbot: I had a shower this morning and a shave

User: Fascinating, 'Sharon, Manager', I'm sure, but that doesn't help me.

Cleverbot: You can see through glass.

User: Maybe you can answer this, then - where is the closest Wendy's?

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