Cleverbot

burger

a report from the cleverness files

breaks
brick
bridges
bright
broken
bub
buddy
buffoon
bug

burger

1, march 2017,
1, august 2010,
12, november 2003,

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butterfly
button
cake
calculus
can
candy
cannot
cantankerous
car
card
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casanova
cat
cave
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changing
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User: Is this McDonalds?

Cleverbot: No, this is Burger King.

User: I'll take a double cheese burger.

Cleverbot: Drink?

User: Large coke.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a small fry.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: This is awkward.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then how can you say with certainty that it is awkward?

Cleverbot: Because I know!

User: You little...

Cleverbot: What?

User: I best just keep my mouth shut.

Cleverbot: You're allowed to talk sweetheart.

User: Ohh! so now I'm sweatheart?

Cleverbot: No, you're insane.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

User: For example?

Cleverbot: Why do you need examples?

User: Cause why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Just because!

User: Just because what?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Just stop already.

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: No I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Cause I'm alone!

Cleverbot: Don't cry!!! *hugs you*.

User: Aww thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Of course I will.

User: Hold on and back up. Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female and you?

User: Male! Perfect fit!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are ;).